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Mad-Eye
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![[*]](./images/iconic/default_icon.gif) posted on 8-11-2006 at 01:29 AM |
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If Thou Must Spam Me, Let It Be For Nought
Another title inspired by the works of Elizabeth Barrett Browning! I really do dislike her poetry, but it's like her poetry is the only thing that
comes into my head when I'm trying to think up a new title for the spam thread.
Move when necessary.
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| posted on 8-11-2006 at 01:30 AM |
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I think you must be a closet fan.
Kindness is a language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
When it's all over, it's not who you were but whether you made a difference. -- Bob Dole
May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.
~Irish Prayer
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Mad-Eye
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| posted on 8-11-2006 at 01:34 AM |
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Must be. I was thinking about something to do with Robert Frost, but nothing came to mind. I always thought it was spelled naught, and actually I
think it is, but when I looked in my book just now it is nought so I had to change it.
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| posted on 8-11-2006 at 01:36 AM |
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I thought it was too... How about..... two roads diverged in a yellow wood and sorry I couldn't spam them both... I saved one for later?
Kindness is a language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
When it's all over, it's not who you were but whether you made a difference. -- Bob Dole
May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.
~Irish Prayer
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Mad-Eye
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| posted on 8-11-2006 at 02:02 AM |
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That's funny. Way too long, but funny. I used that for one of my legacy chapters though, that title.
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| posted on 8-11-2006 at 02:07 AM |
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well it's the only Frost I could think of.... How about Sir Spam-a-lot
Kindness is a language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
When it's all over, it's not who you were but whether you made a difference. -- Bob Dole
May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.
~Irish Prayer
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Mad-Eye
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| posted on 8-11-2006 at 02:12 AM |
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And this is why I name the threads...
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| posted on 8-11-2006 at 12:01 PM |
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Your names aren't long?
Kindness is a language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
When it's all over, it's not who you were but whether you made a difference. -- Bob Dole
May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.
~Irish Prayer
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| posted on 8-16-2006 at 03:34 AM |
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Okay guys. Spam away or go to bed.  Whichever floats your boat!
Kindness is a language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
When it's all over, it's not who you were but whether you made a difference. -- Bob Dole
May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.
~Irish Prayer
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skratchyourhead
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| posted on 8-16-2006 at 03:37 AM |
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Lol. I'm heading off to bed. Of coruse Mad-Eye shows up when all the dirty spamming is done.
"Even when two of my brothers held me down while a third tickled me until snot came out of my nose, I knew I
was home." - Ven Polypheme in The Floating Island, written by Elizabeth Haydon
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| posted on 8-16-2006 at 03:37 AM |
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ah, if only we could spam in our sleep.....
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| posted on 8-16-2006 at 03:38 AM |
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That would make life too simple and my post count would no longer read on the screen.
"Even when two of my brothers held me down while a third tickled me until snot came out of my nose, I knew I
was home." - Ven Polypheme in The Floating Island, written by Elizabeth Haydon
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| posted on 8-16-2006 at 03:39 AM |
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That's the next step in your training ,, young grasshoppers.
Kindness is a language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
When it's all over, it's not who you were but whether you made a difference. -- Bob Dole
May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.
~Irish Prayer
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skratchyourhead
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| posted on 8-16-2006 at 03:40 AM |
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*snicker* My computer's too far away from my bed. Yeah, that's it.
"Even when two of my brothers held me down while a third tickled me until snot came out of my nose, I knew I
was home." - Ven Polypheme in The Floating Island, written by Elizabeth Haydon
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Mad-Eye
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| posted on 8-16-2006 at 03:42 AM |
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I had business to conduct after work. I only got home 15 minutes ago. Now I have to catch up on the previous spam!
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| posted on 8-16-2006 at 03:42 AM |
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Good night you two. And thanks for helping me put another spam thead to bed.
Kindness is a language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
When it's all over, it's not who you were but whether you made a difference. -- Bob Dole
May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.
~Irish Prayer
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| posted on 8-16-2006 at 03:45 AM |
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goodnight.
being thanked for spam, ah its a strange world. but thank you 
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Mad-Eye
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| posted on 8-16-2006 at 03:50 AM |
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What you have to understand about Padfoot is that she is too nice for her own good. If you flipped her the bird she would in all probability say
"Thank you!" How do you think we are still friends? She's one of the only human beings in the world who can put up with my constant stream of
abuse!
| Quote: | Originally posted by PadfootReturns
I'm closer to your ???'? age. I'm ??.
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Crack, dude! I can't believe you actually posted your age in the spam thread! Or did you mean to delete that post and then you didn't? lol, well if
that's the case, it's still there, dude!
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| posted on 8-16-2006 at 04:02 AM |
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I did delete it. shadow ws even complaining about it.
Kindness is a language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
When it's all over, it's not who you were but whether you made a difference. -- Bob Dole
May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.
~Irish Prayer
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| posted on 8-16-2006 at 04:03 AM |
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Page 35, last post. It's there.
Edit: Padfoot told me to delete it before she left so I complied...sorta. Aren't I a good little soldier? Honestly, your age is nothing to be shy
about sharing. People know how old your kids are and I think most of the people here are smart enough to do the math!
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I know the feeling. Once I have a friend it takes an act of God to end it. |
Ain't that the truth. Impossible to get rid of, she is. When we first started talking, Padfoot and me, I mainly chatted with this one other guy on an
old site we all frequented and I had a lot in common with him and we PM'd a lot. She was always on when we were and usually we were the only three on
so she used to PM both of us because she didn't want to be left out. She drove us CRAZY! So then I downloaded MSN messenger and told the guy to do
the same and we switched to MSN instead of on-site PMing and thought we had rid ourselves of the problem (keep in mind that I was only maybe 23 or 24
at the time, and not the sophisticated and mature individual you see now before you).
THEN this huge conspiracy theory arose among the staff that Padfoot wasn't who she said she was--a ?? old mother of three who was also a nurse.
Instead it was suggested that she was a 15 year old girl who was playacting at being a grownup. For some reason (it was summer and we were all bored
maybe) we decided that we MUST find out whether or not she was who she said she was, so I volunteered to do the dirty work. She had said in some
thread that she was working a double the next day, but it was a split double where she would end up being off work roughly between the hours of 3pm
and 10pm, so I was like, "If we see her on before 3pm, then we KNOW she is lying to us!" But she wasn't on so that lovely plan was shot.
So then I started bombarding her with questions which required medical knowledge, and she passed all those tests (that particular plan of mine brought
on a lot of hilarity in our "Conspiracy Theories" thread that we had going about her--I suggested that the guy I chatted to all the time should ask
Padfoot what to do about a particularly nasty boil he had on his butt and it just degenerated from there). Then I asked her all these questions about
history I think, questions I didn't think a 15 year old could answer, and she passed those tests too. Finally it was decided that she really was who
she said she was and during that three weeks or whatever of the "Conspiracy", we actually became friends and she didn't drive me nuts anymore, at
least in regards to her incessant PMing.
And I haven't been able to shake her since then. ;-) She does still drive me nuts occasionally though. I'm sure she feels the same about me as well,
especially when I won't take her advice about my love life, lol. She doesn't seem to understand that it tickles me when people are upset with me. I
can't help it; with my contrary nature I just think it's funny when people are annoyed with me or they hate my guts or whatever (both feelings of
which my loving bf is experiencing towards me at the moment!). She'll never understand my thorough enjoyment at having driven someone to the end of
their rope but that's because she's too nice. I take pride in my ability to be annoying! On the flip side of the coin though I will never understand
her weird need to be nice to everyone and also to be liked by everyone and also her penchant for giving people seven gazillion chances to redeem
themselves in her eyes. Still, for all our differences in personality we've been through a lot with each other and we're still friends.
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| posted on 8-16-2006 at 06:17 AM |
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Ah ME how sweet! You do love me! but you didn't have to go into all our dirty history.
Kindness is a language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
When it's all over, it's not who you were but whether you made a difference. -- Bob Dole
May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
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that we may know them by their limping.
~Irish Prayer
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Mad-Eye
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| posted on 8-16-2006 at 06:18 AM |
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But it's the story of how we met! Surely that deserves to be remembered!?
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| posted on 8-16-2006 at 06:21 AM |
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Whatever!  What's important is that we're still friends through
all the crap we've been through together.
Kindness is a language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
When it's all over, it's not who you were but whether you made a difference. -- Bob Dole
May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.
~Irish Prayer
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Mad-Eye
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| posted on 8-16-2006 at 06:23 AM |
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You KNOW you thought that Conspiracy Theories thread was hilarious when you finally got to read it! And we have been through a lot of crap together!
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| posted on 8-16-2006 at 06:27 AM |
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Yeah it was funny. You guys have way too much imagination and time on your hands. But still, should we let the new crowd know of our sorted affairs.
But it is good for them to know that our friendship is as solid as they come. ... more solid than my marriage! lol
Kindness is a language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
When it's all over, it's not who you were but whether you made a difference. -- Bob Dole
May those who love us love us,
and those who do not love us,
may God turn their hearts,
and if He cannot turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping.
~Irish Prayer
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